And be sure to Wash first! Robin found this somewhere. Seriously funny! Seriously stupid!

The inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S.
Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been
changed. The bands used to bear the address of the
Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated as “Wash. Biol.
Surv.” — until the agency received the following letter
from an unhappy camper: “Dear Sirs: While camping last week,
I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed
the cooking instructions on the leg tag and want to tell you
it tasted horrible.”

The bands are now marked “Fish & Wildlife Service.”

Let’s not try this one! Cheers!